Renault Twingo Renaultsport

Twingo Renaultsport

Twingo Renaultsport

Renault Twingo Renaultsport

If you think of this car as being like one of those disposable bic razors you can buy anywhere, and the other 7 cars are gillete mach 3 turbos? Renault mechanics all over the world have a little song they sing while they’re working, -
i’m walking into town, cos my renault it broke down,
3 months old is it? the engine sounds like shit,
I know I was done, when I bought the car with a bum,
the dealer said it’s pretty, but now it’s driving shitty,
I put £99 down, and i’m still walking into town,
…mumble…mumble..,
..his ass was a little sore when he left the dealership that day….

If you’re completely insane and still want to buy a Renault, the current ridiculously expensive list price for the Twingo Renaultsport is £11,755 (excluding any discounts), under the hood is a 1.6 litre engine producing 135 bhp, this model falls into insurance group 8 and will return an average of 40.6mpg, it will also fall to pieces and spend most of its life broken down at the roadside or in for repairs at ‘disposable cars and ignorant customer service reps ltd’, or your local not so friendly, (unless you’re fully prepared to take one up the tailpipe on every visit) Renault dealer.

I would like to remind readers of the car scrappage allowance currently in operation the uk, the scheme offers a £2000 discount when you trade in your old car. Certain vehicle age limitations apply, but some new car dealers are varying the restrictions in order to boost sales, so contact your local dealer to find out what they are currently offering.

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